Image: Laurence Musgrove
opening sentence: sentence written while looking through a window
casual sentence: sentence written while lying down
static sentence: sentence written while sitting
moving sentence: sentence written while sitting on the bus
run-on sentence: sentence written as the bus crashes into a lamp post
compound sentence: sentence written in jail
complex sentence: sentence written in a shopping mall
dynamic sentence: sentence that makes the reader’s heart explode
fast sentence: sentence that makes the reader perspire
slow sentence: sentence that makes the writer perspire
loose sentence: sentence about the neck of a turkey
long-winded sentence: sentence written by a writer who has no telephone, does not leave her house, has no one to visit her
short-winded sentence: sentence written by a heavy smoker, likely a man who drinks whiskey, wears a fedora and writes detective novels
winded sentence: sentence written on a stormy night beside an open window
winding sentence: sentence written after drinking a triple espresso
middle-of-the-road sentence: sentence about continuous or continual lines
translated sentence: sentence spoken by a ventriloquist’s dummy
